How to preserve a husband
Love
Devotion
Laughter
Smiles
Forgiveness
Pick one that is tender, but not too young. Add two cups of love, one cup of devotion. Mix with laughter and sweeten with smiles. “Do not beat”, then add a variety of spices till well seasoned. Do not pickle or put in hot water, this makes them sour. Add a pinch of forgiveness as needed. Serve daily with plenty of peaches and cream. Makes one happy marriage that keeps forever.
Note: This recipe takes lots of practice and patience. Do not expect perfection
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HAHAHAH! Oh my gosh, I need to print this out and put it on my fridge! Love it!
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